The Cat Herder

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“ “What would you be gifting the following players?”
“ Visa Teammate Gift-Giving - Episode 2 | NHLPA
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off-icesituation:

“What would you be gifting the following players?”
Visa Teammate Gift-Giving - Episode 2 | NHLPA

off-icesituation:

via tseguin92 instagram story 12.22.18

gorps:

toastpotent:
which part of the political compass would this even be
right here

(Source: humansoflatecapitalism)

kayleefabulous:

MY ANACONDA-

ryukisgod:

Customer service bosses be like:

mr-tom-hiddlestoned:

delicatemv:
cinderteethe:
yo-its-matt:
yo-its-matt:
yo-its-matt:
yo-its-matt:
*opens tinder*
*sees the name “Brantleigh”*
*closes tinder*
*reopens tinder*
*closes tinder*
Hey I’m having an aneurism
I don’t even have anything to add with this one
…drittney?
it’s drittney bitch
it’s drittney ditch

mk-ultra-actual:

Comedy and real life have blurred together.

wait hold on i know how to save tumblr

jamtav:

in tonight’s edition of very specific kinds of people i can’t fucking stand:

kassasaurus-rex:

men who drive fucking gigantic shiny pickups that they obviously just have as ego-boosters who fucking tailgate you on an empty stretch of freeway at night and they’ve replaced their headlights with fucking military-grade 500 proton scatter billion lumen searchlights that they fucking utterly blind you with while honking for you to get out of your lane because they just desperately have to go a full 40 miles over the speed limit or their dick will just jump clean off their balls and hurl itself out their window in shame

Extra points if your in the right line and there’s PLENTY OF ROOM in the left lane for passing

egotheplanet:

MARVEL OFFICIALLY HAS EVERY CHRIS